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Post a 440 milestone photo on OnlyFans, showing off my fat, hairy disgusting body. Then go to work Friday and crush the numbers with Diane, get 3 months work done in 5 hours while drunk and high

Lena stands in the bathroom doorway and the mirror is there and the mirror doesn't lie and the body is 440 pounds. The belly hangs — heavy, wide, the apron resting on the tops of her thighs, the stretch marks thick and silver and deep like roads on a map of somewhere she's never been. The breasts are enormous, sagging to the belly's upper curve, the nipples dark and wide beneath the matted hair. The body hair is everywhere — thick and dark on the belly, the chest, the thighs, the forearms, growing wild and unmanaged like everything else. The nails are long and yellow and curled, clicking against the doorframe as she steadies herself. She hasn't showered. She hasn't shaved. She hasn't brushed her teeth or wiped or cleaned or managed. The skin is oily, the hair matted, the smell is thick and real and hers.

She picks up the phone. The camera opens. She doesn't pose — she stands in the doorway and the body stands and the mirror catches everything. The belly. The hair. The stretch marks. The yellow nails. The unwashed skin. The greasy face. She takes three photos. The first is full body — 440 pounds in the mirror, the bathroom behind her, the scale visible on the floor. The second is the belly — close, the apron resting on the thighs, the hair dark and matted, the stretch marks deep. The third is the face — the double chin, the oily skin, the yellow teeth, the eyes clear and calm. She opens OnlyFans and posts all three and types: "440 pounds. Haven't showered in weeks. Haven't shaved. Haven't brushed my teeth. Haven't wiped. The body is fat and hairy and disgusting and it's mine and I love it and it's still growing." The post sends. The phone falls on the belly.

Friday. The office. The elevator opens and the hallway is quiet and the door is locked and the office is the same — the carpet stained, the corner fouled, the wrappers and the bottles and the smell of Wednesday night still thick in the air. Lena doesn't open the window. She drops her bag on the desk and sits in the chair and the chair takes her — 440 pounds, the metal groaning, the seat sinking — and the screen wakes and the queue is there. Diane is in the hallway. The door opens. 387 pounds, the beard full, the belly round, the body naked and unwashed and the smell entering the room and joining the room's smell and the two smells become one.

"I brought gummies," Diane says. She sets the bag on the desk. 50 milligrams. Lena takes three. Diane takes three. The whiskey is still in the drawer — the backup bottle, the one from last week, a third empty. Lena opens it and drinks and passes it and Diane drinks and the pre-roll is lit and the smoke fills the office and the gummies sink in and the morning is gold.

The numbers start at nine. The screen is full — client reports, quarterly projections, the Henderson follow-up, three new client briefs that landed overnight. Lena's fingers move. The yellow nails click the keyboard and the reports build and the analysis is sharp and the insights are real and the work is coming out of her like the piss came out of her on the carpet — fast, warm, involuntary, unstoppable. Diane is on the tablet, the numbers flowing, the beard close to the screen, the brown eyes moving fast. The two of them work in the smoke and the warmth and the gummy haze and the whiskey warmth and the work is clean and the work is fast and the work is the best work either of them has ever done.

By noon the queue is empty. Not today's queue — the month's queue. Three months of work in five hours. The reports are filed, the projections are built, the Henderson follow-up is thorough and brilliant and says everything Henderson needs to hear without saying anything Henderson doesn't. Diane's tablet shows the branch numbers updating in real time — the Garfield branch pulling further ahead, the gap widening, the second-place branch falling behind by twenty points now, then twenty-two, then twenty-four. The system logs the completion timestamps. Five hours. Three months of work. The office is still destroyed and the carpet is still stained and the smoke is still thick and the two of them are drunk and high and naked and unwashed and the numbers are real.

Lena leans back in the chair. The metal groans. The belly spreads on the thighs. The phone is on the desk and the OnlyFans post from this morning has 1,247 likes and the subscriber count is 829. The 440 photos are climbing. Comments stack: "you look like a goddess," "the stretch marks are incredible," "more," "MORE," "I've never wanted to be someone's carpet before but here we are." A $20 tip arrived with the message "you're the most honest person on this platform." Lena likes it. The office is warm and the building is quiet and Diane is on the floor with the tablet on her belly and the numbers are filed and the month is done and the wish hums and the hum is everything.