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Post the completed work numbers with the office photos, let the subscribers see what the body does. Then text Diane about the OnlyFans numbers and convince her to celebrate by posting a video of the both of you twerking. Finally, invite Marcus for a weekend celebration.

The phone is on the desk and the screen is bright and the numbers are there — the completion timestamps, the five hours, the three months of work, the branch metrics pulling twenty-four points ahead of second place. Lena screenshots the dashboard. She screenshots the queue — empty, cleared, filed. She screenshots the timestamps. Then she stands and the chair groans and the belly shifts and she picks up the phone and angles it down at the carpet — the stains, the wrappers, the corner behind the filing cabinet, the whiskey bottle on its side, the pre-roll ash — and takes three photos. She posts them together: the clean numbers and the destroyed office and the body that produced both. The caption says "440 pounds. Haven't showered. Haven't shaved. Haven't brushed my teeth. Drunk and high. Three months of work in five hours. The body does what the body does." The post sends and the phone falls on the belly and the belly holds it and the office is warm.

Diane is on the floor. The tablet is on her belly, the numbers still updating, the beard catching the screen light. Lena picks up the phone and types.

"OnlyFans post is climbing. 829 subscribers. The office photos are going to hit. You should celebrate with me. Post a video. Both of us. Twerking. The subscribers want to see what the body does when it's not working."

The message sends. Diane reads it from across the room. The beard moves — the mouth underneath it working through something that isn't quite a smile and isn't quite a frown. She picks up her phone. Types. Sends.

"I'm not twerking."

Lena types back. "You're twerking."

The office is quiet. The smoke is thin. The gummies are deep. Diane reads the two words and the beard shifts and the brown eyes look at the ceiling and then at Lena and then at the phone and then at the ceiling again.

"Fine."

Lena props the phone against the whiskey bottle on the desk and opens the camera and hits record. The office is bright with the screen light and the fluorescent light and the two of them are in the frame — 440 and 387, the bellies wide, the stretch marks deep, the body hair matted, the skin oily, the nails yellow, the smell thick even through the camera. Lena starts first — the hips finding a rhythm, the belly shaking, the ass clapping, the thighs rippling, the floor vibrating under 440 pounds of motion. Diane watches for three seconds and then joins — the rhythm different, heavier, the ass wider, the beard bouncing, the belly slapping against the thighs. The two of them move together and the carpet is taking the impact and the desk is shaking and the phone is shaking and the video is recording and the bodies are moving and the bodies are real.

Lena stops the recording. Forty-seven seconds. She watches it once — the two of them enormous and unwashed and naked and shaking and the office destroyed behind them and the numbers filed and the work done — and posts it without a caption. The video sends. Then she picks up the phone and texts Marcus.

"Come to the office. Bring food and weed and alcohol. We're celebrating the weekend. The work is done and the salaries quadrupled and the body is 440 and the night is ours."

The message sends. Marcus replies in four seconds.

"On my way."

The office is warm. The smoke is thick. Diane is on the floor and the beard is matted and the brown eyes are clear and the video is climbing and the subscribers are climbing and the numbers are climbing and the weekend is here and Marcus is coming and the wish hums and the hum is everything.