Sorority RushYou think you're rushing the house. The house is rushing you — and it already knows which version of you it wants to keep.
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Filed UnderThere's a filing cabinet in the office basement where everyone's really kept. Relabel a folder, relabel the colleague — and personnel is so much easier when you can just re-tab them.
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Middle ManagementYou can rewrite exactly one line of anyone's job description, and it becomes true. You start, obviously, with your boss — but every rewrite also updates yours.
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Read the Small PrintA modelling contract that enforces its own clauses on whoever signs — and you signed on page four without reading, which the contract considers consent.
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Employee of the MonthWinning Employee of the Month comes bundled with the job's whole personality — and you've won three in a row, so there's not much of the old you left to hand back.
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